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....(...).... ___Heroin Bunny... ... The result of a random convo
.....''..''......_____________on a boring night ---->
24/11/2008
22:06:22
Michael: hi
Casey: hey
Michael: realy?
Michael: thats very intesting
Michael: i thought just the same thing...
Michael: mhmm
Michael: yes i agree
Casey: im a fish
Casey: bloop went the weasel
Michael: and his gt went squish
Michael: guts*
Casey: booom! they went after they went squish
Michael: and splattered the wall..
Casey: bam chicky bam chicka wow woooow BOOM fizzy fizzy splosh tick
Michael: tock went the clock
Michael: and...
Casey: rawr went the lion
Michael: and the cuckoo clock went CUCKOO and suprised him
Casey: and he climbed up the drainpipe to visit insy winsy spider
Michael: who had unfortuantely been washed down the drain so the lion...
Casey: died
Casey: but not before he
Michael: contacted the hiddiously disfiguring disease he dies of
Michael: contracted*
Casey: meningitis
Michael: he cought it sexually from..
Casey: a vulture who had a..
Michael: flourescent willy
Casey: which was odd because it was female
Michael: in fact it was a hermaphridite like its best frend the...
Michael: ...
Casey: chimpanzee
Casey: the drag queen
Michael: who incidently was the same chimpanzee from jungle book
Michael: and wanted to know the secret of...
Casey:.... how to make a dog out of a blown up condom
Michael: which is actually not that hard after he got tough how to by concubine number...
Casey: twelve :S who was well known for...
Michael: not origionally wanting to be a concubine angela (her name) wanted to be an astronought but...
Casey: fell out of bed after a very bad dream abt supergoob in a dress and broke her ribs
Michael: this meant she cudnt pass the physical so became a concubine and found she was very successful because..
Casey: her lost ribs meant better flexibility so she
Michael: was able to pleasure men oin strange ways but she got bored of being a concubine and her digree in quantum physics meant she could...
Casey: burn things without permission so she immediately set of to...
Michael: make money as a....
Michael: lawyer who burnt the evidence but she got found out and...
Casey: got shot, but...
Michael: the witch doctor brang her back to life in peoples dreams where she..
Casey: became a succubus and seduced older men until they...
Michael: died of pleasure
Michael: then she decided...
Casey: to eat the dead bodies
Casey: unfortunately...
Michael: had the same disease the lion had cs he fuck every1 so she...
Casey: ran around screaming and beating her head against the wall til it bled which resulted in...
Michael: death... he friend the chimpanzee was horribly uspset beacuse...
Casey: she had not yet been to visit him in a dream and he was rather looking forward to it
Casey: to make himself feel better he...
Michael: jacked off BUT for sum strange reason it felt like fire in his willy he saw the witch doctor and he said...
Casey: he needed to be castrated because he posessed with an evil spirit which....
Michael: turned his juice into acid, he felt bad after this but l8r found it useful cos....
Casey: it tasted good with coke instead of lemon juice and was a great hit at partys
Casey: after a while he had to...
Michael: stop drinkimg it os it ran out cos his balls were severed and therefore dead but he saved a little bit and with it he decided to...
Casey: impregnate a sleeping ostrich so he could later...
Michael: have his last name live on forever but the osterich...
Casey: was eaten up from the inside out by the acidity and only her bones were left
Casey: this made the chimp...
Michael: very sad cos he wud never have a child he cried:'(. and next time you can hear sum more of the sory but i gtg:( lotsa lov xx byeee
Michael: cya 2moz hopefully
Casey: lol bye bye xx
